Onlayn kitobni bepul oʻqish  Catch, Little Fish! Love Ichthyology

muallif Vlad Blonskii

Contents

Catch, Little Fish! Love Ichthyology

Annotation

Before you go fishing, think: do you REALLY need this? You might catch a little ruffe that will prick your soul with its needles, or a roach that will drone on and on about how drinking is bad, or a pike-with-a-different-letter that will eat you alive. Do you REALLY need this? You probably hope to land a beluga or a baby sturgeon in your village pond without even lifting a finger?

To avoid going through life with an empty bucket, you first need to understand what kinds of “little fish” exist, where they live, what their habits are, and — most importantly — what they bite on. This book will help you figure it out. This book is also useful for the “little fish” themselves who dream of “catching” their man. One way or another, in life He catches Her, and She catches Him!

About the Author

He loves to write all sorts of things: stories, essays, poems, and other oddities — like this book, for example. Not being an avid fisherman himself, he nevertheless found much in common between charming “little fish” and their fishermen, and ordinary river dwellers, and decided to share his humble observations. If any comparisons or associations seem mistaken or even offensive to you, please let the author know at geolove2026@mail.ru for further study of the art of fishing.

The author expresses his gratitude to the avid fisherman Vladimir Olegovich Prokopenko, who agreed to share his experience of catching not only fish but also lovely “little fish,” and also to praise Ivan Ivanovich DeepSeekPin for providing information on modern ichthyology. Without these wonderful helpers, the fish soup I want to treat you to would probably be bland and not so rich.

Epigraph

A fisherman sees another fisherman from afar,

And the little fish see them too!